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Sunday, July 21, 2013

Seytan (1974)

     Take a Turkish scene-by-scene ripoff of The Exorcist, play "Tubular Bells" ad nauseum, and remove any hint of Western theology so as to not offend "the religion of peace" and you get this boring tripe. 
I've heard plenty of people talk about these zany Turkish copies of popular American films but this surely is not one of them.  Whether you like it or not, Catholicism and its orthodoxy, is a major component to the film.  Seytan merely turns demonic possession into a psychological disorder. I'm surprised they didn't say she was possessed by the spirit of George Washington.  

Seytan, written by every fucking letter in the alphabet.

Talk, talk, talk.  Blah, blah, blah.  I'll save you the time on this long motherfucker and tell you how it ends.  He beats the shit out of the possessed girl and then dives out of a window.  Of course, just like in Exorcist he tumbles down the long flight of stairs but just before he dies a detective decides to question him if somebody threw him out the window or if he committed suicide.  How about radioing for medical help asshole!   Here's a clip of the infamous crucifix dildo scene:

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