Before TLC decided on giving these genetic abominations their very own shows midgets served two purposes: the objects of ridicule and alerting the master of Fantasy Island that the fucking plane arrived. That is, unless you lived in the Philippines during the early 1980's. Leave it to some smartass to make a James Bond knock-off and have as its star a 2'9" Filipino dwarf named Weng Weng as Agent 00. For Y'ur Height Only was released in 1981 and became an instant success thanks to a country obviously populated by imbeciles.
