If someone were to ask you, "Is there a mildly retarded version of 2001: A Space Odyssey that can cure my insomnia?" Yes ... yes there is. Filmed over two weeks around Atlanta with a $70,000 budget, UFO: Target Earth is one of the dullest science fiction films to disgrace the genre. First time director Michael DeGaetano seems to think that merely pointing a camera in the direction of his wooden actors and filming asinine conversations is all that is needed to compel his audience to watch further. Even more galling, there isn't even a fucking UFO in the movie! Let's get this anal probing started.